Category: Satire
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I saw Batman v Superman last Thursday, and meant to get a post up more quickly, but it took me this long to digest all the Snyder-y goodness packed into those two-and-a-half hours of sheer cinematic bludgeoning. Let me list some of things I loved about this movie (there may be spoilers): I was very…
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NEW YORK BURBANK – Executives at DC Comics were taken by surprise by the reaction and speculation in response to their image promising a "Rebirth," which many online fans and sites took to mean a line-wide relaunch or reboot. However, it wasn't the rebirth they had originally planned. "We were going to bring back Ted…
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ASSOCIABLE PRESS: April 1, 2012 Following the huge success of their revision of Wonder Woman's origins–first making her the daughter of the Greek god of philanderers, Zeus, and then "interpreting" Hippolyta and Amazons as rapists and baby-murderers–DC Comics announced at Emerald City Comicon today that they will soon reveal that Batman's deceased parents, Thomas and Martha…
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June 21, 2011 ASSOCIABLE PRESS–In a surpise move, DC Comics discovered that longtime head honcho Dan DiDio is actually a woman, then abruptly fired him her. Fellow employees' reactions were mixed. A Mr. Lee, who asked that his first name (Jim) be withheld, said, "I can't believe I didn't see it before–I mean, the dude's…
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June 21, 2014 ASSOCIABLE PRESS: After the highly publicized "Really Final Death of the Fourth Spider-Man This Year" storyline, Marvel Comics has publically admitted that they inadvertently killed their last remaining superhero, and must scramble to find new story ideas. "We relied for so long on 'Death of' stories, which seemed the most natural way…
Mark D. White 